Pal, I am not bald, not even a little bit, but I see that you've got a pancake on top of your head and you've grown the very front down to your nose and pasted it backwards flat on top of your skull, as if nobody's going to see exactly what you're doing and giggle behind your back. You've also got a pony tail. The whole thing looks really, really awful, twice as bad as if you just did what every poor sap who is losing his hair does in his early 20s and that's just BE BALD, either cut it short and close, or shave the whole thing and be okay with it. What you've got now is what one of those ex-hippies in their 60s do. It looks like shit on them and it looks like shit on you. You're bald, understand? It sucks but once again, you're BALD. Be bald, man. Or try the transplants or the Rogaine. But not the fucking combover, jeez. You're a handsome guy, too. You're just BALD. Deal!