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WHY TF AM I NOT IMMORTAL YET????????

Posted Oct 17, 2020 19:14 by anonymous
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  • Commented Oct 17, 2020 19:37 by anonymous

    ahh, but your soul is immortal, so there.

  • Commented Oct 17, 2020 19:39 by anonymous

    In this world there are legends and lies. And you bought into a lie.

  • Commented Oct 17, 2020 20:02 by anonymous

    How do you know you're not immortal? I can't think of any test that could fail, and still leave you able to write a confession on RAW...

  • Commented Oct 17, 2020 20:12 by anonymous

    “In this world there are legends and lies. And you bought into a lie. ”

    It's a troll post. It's not real.


  • Commented Oct 17, 2020 20:15 by anonymous

    “How do you know you're not immortal? I can't think of any test that could fail, and still leave you able to write a confession on RAW...”

    Because I just went up to Mt Olympus and Zeus kicked me out!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mortals aren't allowed on Olympus.


  • Commented Oct 17, 2020 20:18 by anonymous

    “It's a troll post. It's not real.”

    No. It's a joke, which EVERYBODY understands. You're the troll, inserting yourself with a massive gif and saying something blatantly obvious, just to get attention.

    The "this is a troll" trolls on this site are really starting to get on my nerves...

  • Commented Oct 17, 2020 20:19 by anonymous

    “Because I just went up to Mt Olympus and Zeus kicked me out!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mortals aren't allowed on Olympus.”

    What? You believed Zeus? Don't you know that he's a famous liar and con-artist?

  • Commented Oct 17, 2020 20:23 by anonymous

    I am immortal
    I have inside me blood of kings
    I have no rival
    No man can be my equal
    Take me to the future of you all

    There can only be one!

  • Commented Oct 17, 2020 20:24 by anonymous

    “What? You believed Zeus? Don't you know that he's a famous liar and con-artist?”

    Not in Disney, he isn't!!!!!!!!

  • Commented Oct 17, 2020 20:31 by anonymous

    “No. It's a joke, which EVERYBODY understands. You're the troll, inserting yourself with a massive gif and saying something blatantly obvious, just to get attention.

    The "this is a troll" trolls on this site are really starting to get on my nerves...”

    I'm not the troll.

  • Commented Oct 17, 2020 20:36 by anonymous

    “Not in Disney, he isn't!!!!!!!!”

    That's one of his cons!

  • Commented Oct 17, 2020 20:40 by anonymous

    “That's one of his cons!”

    No, that's a pro. Plus he's cuter in the Disney version.

  • Commented Oct 17, 2020 20:41 by anonymous

    “I am immortal
    I have inside me blood of kings
    I have no rival
    No man can be my equal
    Take me to the future of you all

    There can only be one! ”

    Well, Trump... Your credibility as invincible is suffering, at the moment. beat Biden, then we can talk. Honestly, lagging BIDEN in the polls, that's just embarrassing. Pull it together, man!

  • Commented Oct 17, 2020 20:41 by anonymous

    Your stupidity will live forever.

  • Commented Oct 17, 2020 20:42 by anonymous

    “No, that's a pro. Plus he's cuter in the Disney version.”

    There's no contradiction. He's a total pro at cons!

  • Commented Oct 17, 2020 20:42 by anonymous

    “Your stupidity will live forever.”

    I'm smarter than you and you know it!!!!!!!!!!

  • Commented Oct 17, 2020 20:44 by anonymous

    You want to be immortal you have to become a vampire.

  • Commented Oct 17, 2020 20:54 by anonymous

    “You want to be immortal you have to become a vampire. ”

    I already tried that and it didn’t work!!! I drank my own blood before and I’m still mortal!!!! :( :( :(


  • Commented Oct 18, 2020 02:29 by anonymous

    OP is ANGRY OCD OBSESSED STALKER TROLL

  • Commented Oct 18, 2020 03:58 by anonymous

    “I already tried that and it didn’t work!!! I drank my own blood before and I’m still mortal!!!! :( :( :(”

    Your attitude is much too defensive. You're just taking for granted that Zeus was telling you the truth. I suggest you head over to Asgard, and have a chat with Odin. Um... be careful, though. He already keeps an immortal, severed head in a box, and takes it out when he wants an opponent for a game of chess. If you're good at any sort of board game, don't let him know. Anyway, he may or may not have your head off, but he will tell you the truth regarding your immortality status.

    You could, of course, try the Egyptian or Vedic gods, but I can't vouch for them.

  • Commented Oct 18, 2020 05:09 by anonymous

    “Your attitude is much too defensive. You're just taking for granted that Zeus was telling you the truth. I suggest you head over to Asgard, and have a chat with Odin. Um... be careful, though. He already keeps an immortal, severed head in a box, and takes it out when he wants an opponent for a game of chess. If you're good at any sort of board game, don't let him know. Anyway, he may or may not have your head off, but he will tell you the truth regarding your immortality status.

    You could, of course, try the Egyptian or Vedic gods, but I can't vouch for them.”

    I consulted the Disney version of Zeus, and he GRANTED me immortality!!!!!!

    WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! :DDD

  • Commented Oct 18, 2020 05:14 by anonymous

    Try killing yourself. Then you will find out whether you are immortal.

  • Commented Oct 18, 2020 12:21 by anonymous

    “Try killing yourself. Then you will find out whether you are immortal.”

    I respawned :)

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