Where is the strangest place you have ever shot your cum load?
Posted Jun 24, 2013 19:57 by anonymous
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I had a really sexy neighbor lady whom I used to house sit for every once in while. One time, I relaxed in her place while she was gone, and put on some of your silky lingerie. Then I jerk off wrapping my cock with a pair of her panties. When I came, I shot my load into a jar of her mayonnaise. I love the thought of her eating a tuna sandwich mixed with a big load of my cum.
Commented Mar 16, 2021 08:26 by anonymous
“My moms food, toothbrush, shampoo. Have been doing it for over ten years”
Here too, once I did onto a hamburger I made for my mother in law. Still hear her compliments she gave me with a big smile how tasteful it was to her.
Commented Mar 16, 2021 08:29 by anonymous
“Here too, once I did onto a hamburger I made for my mother in law. Still hear her compliments she gave me with a big smile how tasteful it was to her.”
I get so excited watching someone enjoying my cum that I have hidden in their food
Commented Mar 30, 2021 04:09 by anonymous
Shot a load in neighbours daughter face cream.
Commented Mar 30, 2021 04:18 by anonymous
As I already responded to another confession, the most strange place I was ready was at my mother-in-law at home when I fucked her on the kitchen table.
Commented Mar 30, 2021 04:30 by anonymous
I think was the most strange place, when I was 21 years old, after closing time of the store was behind the cash register with an old saleswoman.
Then I only fucked her at her home until she retired and went to live with her older sister.
Commented Mar 30, 2021 09:49 by anonymous
Jerked off in a friend's garage while the family dog licked me. Eagerly lapped up my cum licking me clean.
Commented Mar 30, 2021 10:27 by anonymous
In the women's bathroom stall, at school with a hot and very horny female student. Watching her slide that gorgeous, young, tight, bald pussy up and down over my hard cock, literally fucking me until I erupted like a volcano deep inside her....then the constant worry for the next month that she might have gotten pregnant. That was my strangest. Not my smartest, but def the strangest.
Commented Mar 30, 2021 10:50 by anonymous
“I think was the most strange place, when I was 21 years old, after closing time of the store was behind the cash register with an old saleswoman.
Then I only fucked her at her home until she retired and went to live with her older sister.
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I used to own a video store in our town, and I had hired a certain young married lady who had a very conservative reputation....and a incredibly hot body! Her ass, just drove me crazy and she knew it. We were closing one night and she was reading the jacket from a porn movie we rented, and said "You know, I've never watched one of these, but that would just HAVE to feel good!" I walked over and looked at it and it was a teen girl getting dp'd. Pussy/ass combo. We looked at a few more pics and my cock was stiff as a board, and she was staring at it. Well, before we left she got a load in her mouth and got some more in her pussy while I used a small flashlight in her ass. She came so hard she scared me. I thought she was about to pass out. She loved cumming...A LOT! We had a kind of affair at the store for quite some time after. I bought her several toys for our "overtime" activities. I eventually got her anal cherry, and she grew to crave anal. Her fave was me sucking her clit and using a fat dildo in her tight little ass. She'd go into a convulsive cum! Those were the days. Our spouse's never had a clue! Last really hot sex I had!
Commented Mar 30, 2021 14:10 by anonymous
In a laundromat. It was open 24 hours, and I was the only one in there at 3:00 am. i was bored and horny, so I sat on one of the tables beside the washing machines, pulled out my cock, and jerked it. It wasn't long before I spurted all over the floor and the machines in front of me. It never occurred to me that there might be security cameras in there, or that the wall of windows at the front of the laundromat might let someone see me cumming everywhere. Recently, I found a spot on a quiet country road, where I will get naked, and stand in the middle of the road, masturbating until I shoot my load all over the road.
Commented Mar 30, 2021 14:42 by anonymous
“When my friends daughter was 11 she wanted to know what sperm looked like. I jerked off for her and nutted in her hands. ”
That’s hot. What did she do when you came?
My niece was fascinated with my cock and used to grab it through my shorts all the time. I think when she was around 10 she started wanting to see it but I kept saying no. She would come in the bathroom and turn away and ask me to just go, she wouldn’t look. After a few beers one night I told her it was fine, just look. She couldn’t get enough of it after that but would never touch me, just wanted to watch. I would stroke it and she loved to watch but I never came. She wanted me to sleep naked with her so one night I got in her bed and she laid her head on my stomach, her face right in front of my cock and I started stroking it. She just stared and I wanted to cum but didn’t. Wish I would have.
Commented Mar 30, 2021 19:14 by anonymous
My wife's oatmeal, at least once a week.
Commented Mar 30, 2021 21:19 by anonymous
“Daughters snatch after a diaper change at 6 months then on her pacifier at 9 months ”
Karma will get a piece of shit like you. Cancer is probably eating your ass as we speak.
Commented Mar 30, 2021 21:28 by anonymous
I had a cunt for a tenant. Once they went out of town so I took the pass key to her apartment and jacked off and spread some of my sperm on her panty liners. I felt like I dominated that bitch!
Commented Mar 31, 2021 02:36 by anonymous
Somebody should set up a website to compile stories of sneaky cum play like this.
Commented Mar 31, 2021 08:00 by anonymous
In the backyard by the pool of my widowed neighbor, she was already in her sixties. I was a horny teenager and knew she was horny for me.
I challenged her to go for a nude swim together and as soon as she took off her bathing suit I grabbed her and started feeling her all over. She giggled a bit but happily admitted it. Within minutes we were laying on the grass and fucking like our lives depended on it.
What my neighbor didn't know is that my sister was watching from her bedroom window, because I had made a bet with her that I would fuck the neighbor.
Had a nice fuck and then, because I won the bet, also had a nice blowjob from my 16 year old sister.
Commented Mar 31, 2021 09:10 by anonymous
“As I already responded to another confession, the most strange place I was ready was at my mother-in-law at home when I fucked her on the kitchen table.”
I wish I could have this happen to me.
Commented Mar 31, 2021 09:17 by anonymous
I shot several loads inside various dead deer pussies and a few dead raccoon asshole the deer pussy feels pretty intense too. And the more fresh it is the better it feels if she is still hot inside even better
Commented Mar 31, 2021 18:34 by anonymous
“The strangest place I ever shot my cum load was in a B-52 at an air museum. I was volunteering there and hit it off with a girl who worked there. We snuck off and fucked on the netting in the B-52. This was right before Covid and they closed the museum. I haven't seen her since and have no phone number or email to keep in touch with her. ”
That’s cool. I remember that place as a kid sweet
Commented Mar 31, 2021 18:36 by anonymous
“Not sure if this is different but I love to save it. After my husband shoots over my breast or on my body I like to rub it in. I feel sexy all day. ”
Yoo. This is a true story. Hottest girl I ever fucked on tinder.
I came on her chest and she did the exact same thing. She rubbed my just shot load all in while rubbing her pussy (all at her request)
I offered her paper towels and tissues and she shook her head and didn’t even clean herself up. I thought it was gross AF but a funny AF story to tell the boys at work. Haha
Commented Mar 31, 2021 19:35 by anonymous
I love watching unsuspecting women swallow my cum.
I met one bitch for drinks t her place and had a syringe with 7 loads of cum in it in my pocket. every time she got up to use the washroom, I carefully mixed a bit into her drink. after her first sip she made a funny face and kinda like rubbed her tongue on the inside of her moth like she was straining to taste what she was drinking. my heart was pounding. I was sure I was busted. but she just kept on drinking it and all the rest of her drinks too. I had some left at the end of the night, so I dumped it in her orange juice jug in her fridge. I know she drinks oj first thing every morning.
I loved doing that to her so much I needed to do more. I found a cheesecake recipe and made the cheesecake into small single serve portions in a muffin tray. I cumed into a portion of the filling 7 times (again 7, just how many I managed to save up in time both times) and mixed it all in. I made a tray full of mini cheesecakes with 2 made from the special filling. I brought them to her house and gave her the 2 special ones, while her boyfriend and I had normal ones. although I tried to hide it as best as I could, the specil ingredient ade hers come out not as thick as the other, so she ate her two as fast as her boyfriend and I ate one. I got so hard watching the dumb bitch unknowingly swallow 7 loads of my cum in only a couple of minutes.
I've also done a lot to my wife. coffee, food, etc, but making a sexy bitch unknowingly swallow 7 loads remains my favorite
Commented May 16, 2021 02:32 by anonymous
I don’t know if it’s strange but i shot a load into my cousin pussy as her sister watched and masterbated.
Commented Dec 8, 2021 15:13 by anonymous
On my younger sisters tits as she breastfed her 3 month old daughter
Commented Dec 8, 2021 20:00 by anonymous
Was on a crowded train and intended to JO on this sweet gals ass in front of me. Just as I started to cum the train jerked and my cum ended up all over this little boys head and face.
I tucked quickly and moved away from him. He was pulling on his mom's skirt trying to get her attention and crying covered in my jizz.
Commented Dec 8, 2021 20:36 by anonymous
Weirdest place I've masturbated: in my car on the open highway. Someone could have seen me
Weirdest place I've had sex: in a church.
Weirdest cumming inside experience: came inside a mentally-challenged girl. She consented and it was legal but I lied. She wanted me to pull out which I did, but only after I came two or three spurts inside of her pussy.
Commented Dec 8, 2021 20:41 by anonymous
My wife used to jerk me off to cum into our babies empty bottles. She would later fill them with breast milk and feed our daughter. This only happened for the first couple weeks after coming home from the hospital.
My wife denys that it ever happened...
Commented Dec 8, 2021 20:46 by anonymous
i once jerked off in a small trailer owned by a relative when i was 15. Didnt hide anywhere. Just stood in the middle of the trailer and shot my load. I wanted to see my load shoot out instead of just cumming in socks or tissues. I dont think anyone ever noticed it.
Commented Dec 21, 2021 10:59 by anonymous
Wow, people have been cumming in some weird places!
Commented Dec 21, 2021 11:12 by anonymous
36 Y/o M and there has never been a more appropriate or more desirable place to cum than on my mom's panties. I have always loved to cum on them and I don't see any reason why I would stop now.
Commented Dec 21, 2021 11:15 by anonymous
“I shot several loads inside various dead deer pussies and a few dead raccoon asshole the deer pussy feels pretty intense too. And the more fresh it is the better it feels if she is still hot inside even better ”
inside a dead girl
Commented Dec 21, 2021 11:19 by anonymous
“inside a dead girl”
Details?
Commented Dec 21, 2021 11:40 by anonymous
Still raw but slightly warmed up brisket with a knife slit in it about 6-7 inches deep. A small slit so it would be super tight pushing into it. Lubed the inside with coconut oil using a turkey baster. Wrapped it up really good in a towel to keep down the mess. Me and my friend put it in his bed and pretended that it was a girl laying there. He went first and came in it and I got in the bed after he was done and I gotta say, I seriously think that it was better than a girl! I came so hard! We took turns fucking that brisket for two days. Didn't even think about it until later about both of us fucking each other's cum inside it. When I went home it was still in his bed and he said later that he kept fucking it for two more days after that and it was just as good as it was that very first day.
Commented Dec 21, 2021 12:22 by anonymous
Balls deep in my sister’s ass
Commented Dec 22, 2021 12:25 by anonymous
“Details?”
long time ago, I had sex with a girl who was in the coma. I cum inside her vagina
Commented Dec 22, 2021 12:33 by anonymous
this isnt about where I came, but someone else shot his load up my nose one time. He was a very dom guy I'd gotten mixed up with and he'd told he he wanted to cum in every hole I had. I was sucking him this one time and he was holding my head and pumping my face and then when he was about to cum he pulled out and put his cock tip up to my nostril and the whole load went up my nose and into my sinuses. I had a headache for an hour after that.
I'm a guy btw
Commented Dec 22, 2021 15:01 by anonymous
“this isnt about where I came, but someone else shot his load up my nose one time. He was a very dom guy I'd gotten mixed up with and he'd told he he wanted to cum in every hole I had. I was sucking him this one time and he was holding my head and pumping my face and then when he was about to cum he pulled out and put his cock tip up to my nostril and the whole load went up my nose and into my sinuses. I had a headache for an hour after that.
I'm a guy btw”
I'd love to try that!! Would you let a guy do that again? I'd love to shoot a big load into your nostril
Commented Jan 2, 2022 00:09 by anonymous
In my mother in laws potato mash, and on her toothbrush, once I new she was having a bath after me, so I pumped a massive big load of cum on the face washer and closed it over. Love to dangle my balls and smear my cum dripping knob in her tea cup. Taste my salty load you filthy hornbag. .
Commented Jan 2, 2022 01:01 by anonymous
“My wife used to jerk me off to cum into our babies empty bottles. She would later fill them with breast milk and feed our daughter. This only happened for the first couple weeks after coming home from the hospital.
My wife denys that it ever happened...”
On toys in a toy shop when manager.
Commented Jan 2, 2022 01:48 by anonymous
In your mother’s left ear.
Commented Jan 2, 2022 07:12 by anonymous
on a sleeping girl's pussy
Commented Jan 2, 2022 07:37 by anonymous
Nothing turns me on more than fucking a juicy ripe pear.
I spoon out the centre and slide my cock into it.
Feels amazing and tastes great afterwards.
Commented Jan 2, 2022 09:12 by anonymous
In my mom’s hand. I had only recently started ejaculating and it was still just clear fluid. I was almost 16 years old.
Commented Jan 2, 2022 09:20 by anonymous
On my wifes nipples right before she breast fed out daughter.
Commented Jan 2, 2022 09:35 by anonymous
Getting a blowjob from an old guy in his truck. After some email/picture exchange he sent an email saying "Can we meet tomorrow, I want your cock!". Gave him a four day load to swallow.
Commented Jan 2, 2022 09:37 by anonymous
Off of a walk way over the freeway and it got all over cars driving under
Commented Jan 2, 2022 10:21 by anonymous
“On my wifes nipples right before she breast fed out daughter.”
Gotta teach 'em young
Commented Apr 10, 2022 00:24 by anonymous
“On my wifes nipples right before she breast fed out daughter.”
That’s so hot
Commented Apr 10, 2022 00:28 by anonymous
“long time ago, I had sex with a girl who was in the coma. I cum inside her vagina”
I had a similar situation as well. My friend and I both did it several times.
Commented Apr 10, 2022 00:38 by anonymous
this will traumatize the American left-wing...... in my wife's pussy in the hope of getting her pregnant to start a traditional family! I know I know I'm evil . I even don't expect her to work when she gives birth I'm a complete cunt.
Commented Dec 13, 2022 21:01 by anonymous
In a hot tub at a hotel full of 10 yr old girls that had a dance competition that day (approx 6 girls). I pulled my swimsuit down to my ankles with these girls all around me. I used the water jet under the water to massage the head of my dick & after a minute or two, shot several huge loads that dissipated all over the hot tub. I could see bits of it that turned white & was sticking to all the girls & me.
I put my swim trunks back on and exited the hot tub to towel off...& could see more of my cooked white cum sticking on me. As soon as i got out, 2 more girls got in. I sat and watched several of them picking at the bits of cooked white cum sticking to them.
Several girls had even put their heads u der the water & it was in their hair. Those same girls were letting the water enter their mouth & spitting out the water at their friends. I knew some of my cooked cum was getting in their mouth.
Commented Dec 13, 2022 21:15 by anonymous
This last summer i was at a park that had about 100 family's, cuz they were doing movie in the park & of course it was a kids movie.
A 5 yr old girl wasnt interested in the movie & had come over to the playground area where i was playing with myself under my shorts (no underwear).
We were on a large piece of playground equipment that had a roof & windows & several slides.
There were a few other young kids around but not many, cuz they were watching the movie. It was still light out, almost dusk.
The 5 yr old came over to me & said hi...what are you doing? I said...playing with my pee pee.
Her eyebrows raised up & she became curious. I was sitting down & She looked down at my hand rubbing something under my shorts. She said...can i see? So i looked around to make sure no one was around, and pulled out my hard cock. She was amazed & curious. I put it away & she said...can i see it again?
I told her yes, but we have to go over to those bushes. She agreed & we walked over to the tall dense bushes. I made sure no one saw us walk there or followed us for a minute.
I then took both my shirt & shorts off...standing completely naked in front of this 5 yr old stranger girl. I started stroking it in front of her face as she watched. I then stopped & grabbed my phone so i could video it. As i did, she grab ahold of my cock & started stroking it while i filmed it.
I was so turned on i took over & let her watch me blow my load in front of her to see.