Commented Oct 27, 2019 15:25 by anonymous

You're a pompous ass.

Commented Dec 23, 2020 11:03 by Naraku666

are you a fucking retard the H in hugo isn't silent

Commented Dec 23, 2020 17:50 by anonymous

What was it go hoe

Commented Dec 23, 2020 17:52 by anonymous

Why do you not pronounce the H?

Commented Dec 28, 2020 04:09 by Naraku666

“Why do you not pronounce the H? ”

because there retarded like trump

Commented Dec 28, 2020 04:15 by anonymous

Why not just pronounce it 'ug' like the Troglodite you are.

Commented Dec 28, 2020 04:26 by anonymous

They're not correcting you on your pronunciation. They're suddenly understanding so they say it out loud. I think you may need to relax a bit.

Commented Dec 28, 2020 06:56 by anonymous

I think it's spelled M O R O N; pronounced Mor on.... or More On.

Get a fucking life.

Commented Apr 1, 2021 20:37 by anonymous

Hey, are you French, Spanish, or Italian? That would explain a lot (silent H and the "u" said as "oo" not "ew", as in English Hugo "hyoo-go").

Commented Apr 1, 2021 20:39 by anonymous

“Hey, are you French, Spanish, or Italian? That would explain a lot (silent H and the "u" said as "oo" not "ew", as in English Hugo "hyoo-go").”

Like, for instance the French painter Jacques-Louis David's surname is said "dah-VEED", not "DAY-vid", and the "Louis" part is said "Lwee" or "Louie", not "Lu-iss".

Commented Aug 13, 2021 18:28 by DirtyCool

You've been given a name that's a;so a device that demonstrates that there's a lo9t of really stupid people;e out there.

A proper name is pronounced as the bearer says it is..

That means if someones name is spelled "dfnedifdeifnhbieug and they say it's pronounced as "Smith" then you pronounce it Smith

Commented Aug 13, 2021 18:29 by anonymous

Fuck off, snow flake.

Commented Aug 13, 2021 18:34 by anonymous

My name is fuck you. It's pronounced fuck you.

Commented Aug 13, 2021 18:36 by anonymous

Yeaah bro your parents must be retarded cause they spelled your name wrong... it's spelled Hugo so we will call you Hugo, if it was spelled properly maybe we would change. Deal with it

Commented Aug 13, 2021 18:52 by anonymous

Your name is Hugo. The most common pronunciation is "hue-go".

Now if you tell me you pronounce it "u-go" and say the h is silent, the very next thing I will ask is "what language is that?" Why? Because every language has it's own rules of spelling and pronunciation. If you tell me Hugo is pronounced "u-go" in ,say, Latvian, I"ll take your word for it.

However, if you say well "u-go" is how I pronounce it and don't refer to a foreign language I will automatically know your just a egotistical jackass wanting attention.

Commented Nov 22, 2021 13:48 by anonymous

The problem is that the phonetic is different in different languages. Example, the letter W is named double U. Why? It is not U, but the average American does not know, or pay any attention. I can mention many more situations, but people do not understand.

Commented Nov 22, 2021 13:54 by anonymous

My name is Marc. Depending on where people are from, it is sometimes pronounced mahk or with a trilled R. Often in writing they will spell it Mark instead of Marc. Guess what, I don't fucking care! I'm more interested in the friendship I have with someone than their ability to pronounce my name right or remember that it ends in a c instead of a k. How fucking petty do you have to be to get hung up on this. Unbelievable. Seriously unbelievable.

Commented Nov 22, 2021 13:55 by anonymous

When an extremely cold water droplet freezes onto a pollen or dust particle in the sky, a snowflake is formed.

Or in your case, your parents allowed you to be a fucking snowflake. Wah! He didn't pronounce my name right, wah! Pleae stop being a fucking snowflake.

Commented Nov 22, 2021 14:15 by anonymous

I know a family named "Colon". They pronounce it "Cuh lone" like the men's fragrance. They will correct you if you pronounce it like the body organ. They are all assholes about it.

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Commented Jan 17, 2022 15:02 by Jonson32

“I know a family named "Colon". They pronounce it "Cuh lone" like the men's fragrance. They will correct you if you pronounce it like the body organ. They are all assholes about it.”

Yes, that's the Spanish equivalent of "Columbus". It's properly spelled "Colón", as in "Jesus Colón".

Commented Jan 17, 2022 15:03 by Jonson32

“Yes, that's the Spanish equivalent of "Columbus". It's properly spelled "Colón", as in "Jesus Colón".”

Oops, I meant to write "Jesús Colón".

Commented Jan 17, 2022 15:08 by anonymous

You should be mad at your parents for being dumbasses. Either a they should've spilled your name properly. B learn how to pronounce it properly

Commented Jan 17, 2022 15:17 by anonymous

“Yes, that's the Spanish equivalent of "Columbus". It's properly spelled "Colón", as in "Jesus Colón".”

Nah. They aren't Spanish at all. And they don't say "Colon" is Spanish. That's just how they pronounce it : "Cuh-lone". And no they don't use the accent mark ' when they spell it. They just don't like to hear people say "co-lun" as in colonoscopy. Dumbasses.

Commented Jan 17, 2022 15:21 by anonymous

You're not important enough for anyone to remember how to pronounce your stupid name.

Commented Jan 17, 2022 15:44 by anonymous

Fucking OOOOOO GO, god damn. Dumbass name. Are you a fucking moon cricket

Commented Jan 17, 2022 15:45 by anonymous

“I know a family named "Colon". They pronounce it "Cuh lone" like the men's fragrance. They will correct you if you pronounce it like the body organ. They are all assholes about it.”

You mean they’re all colons about it

Commented Sep 5, 2022 16:57 by anonymous

Fuckin step off bitch I don't gotta listen to you fuckin tell us what to do

Commented Sep 11, 2022 02:43 by anonymous

l too have a name that is difficult for the average mid western white guy to pronounce without some polite guidance. 99% of the times, with a few giggles mixed in, they get it and all is well. l deeply appreciate an honest effort.
But it's those One per centers at insist on the mispronounciation with that twinge of racial mockery in their demeanor that immediately get that totally unexpected savage smack across their smug white face that leaves a long line of spit trailing after their head as it is suddenly forced to accelerate to faces the person behind them.
The ones that then have the nerve to attempt to retaliate, l have beaten mercilessly deep into unconsciousness.
I have severed a few jail terms and have walked away safe and sound. They, on the other hand, have sustained physical as well as emotional trauma.
Now three of the four can not properly pronounce anyone's name as there was TBI damage. The fourth one, l have heard, urinates himself when he hears my name, wether it's pronounced correctly or incorrectly.
Had my ancestors done the same to those damn European thieves that showed up looking for gold, then my descendents would still own the land that l stand on.
Fucking white shit boys.

And... Oh, yes, l did keep their hats as a souvenir, sort of a culturally symbolic scalping. .

Commented Nov 26, 2022 20:41 by Jonson32

“l too have a name that is difficult for the average mid western white guy to pronounce without some polite guidance. 99% of the times, with a few giggles mixed in, they get it and all is well. l deeply appreciate an honest effort.
But it's those One per centers at insist on the mispronounciation with that twinge of racial mockery in their demeanor that immediately get that totally unexpected savage smack across their smug white face that leaves a long line of spit trailing after their head as it is suddenly forced to accelerate to faces the person behind them.
The ones that then have the nerve to attempt to retaliate, l have beaten mercilessly deep into unconsciousness.
I have severed a few jail terms and have walked away safe and sound. They, on the other hand, have sustained physical as well as emotional trauma.
Now three of the four can not properly pronounce anyone's name as there was TBI damage. The fourth one, l have heard, urinates himself when he hears my name, wether it's pronounced correctly or incorrectly.
Had my ancestors done the same to those damn European thieves that showed up looking for gold, then my descendents would still own the land that l stand on.
Fucking white shit boys.

And... Oh, yes, l did keep their hats as a souvenir, sort of a culturally symbolic scalping. . ”

Why didn't you say you were a Native American in the first or second paragraph?