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What’s a good pickup line? Go.

Posted Sep 14, 2021 20:45 by anonymous
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  • Commented Sep 14, 2021 20:50 by anonymous

    Wow you have big ears. All the better for a skull fuck.

  • Commented Sep 14, 2021 21:01 by anonymous

    Get in the fucking car bitch or I'll kill you

  • Commented Sep 14, 2021 21:06 by anonymous

    Chevy makes a pretty kickass line of pickups.

  • Commented Sep 14, 2021 21:08 by anonymous

    “Chevy makes a pretty kickass line of pickups.”

    Sure but they rust easy and every Silverado tailgate mechanism is shit

  • Commented Sep 14, 2021 21:26 by anonymous

    My butt stinks like poop

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 04:50 by anonymous

    I am single, a multimillionaire, have a porn size cock and I think you are adorable. Free next weekend to fly my jet down to Cancun for some margaritas?

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 04:52 by anonymous

    How you doin?

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 09:53 by anonymous

    Me: I'm going to call you "baby toe"
    Her: Why? Because I'm cute like a baby toe?
    Me: No, because later when we're drunk I'm going to bang you on the coffee table.

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 09:59 by anonymous

    Timmy the one-eyed torpedo wants to go to tuna land

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 13:23 by anonymous

    Chevy Silverado

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 13:26 by anonymous

    Ford Super Duty

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 13:28 by anonymous

    Hey baby, I have a small penis.

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 13:29 by anonymous

    Me: Do you fool around? (She answers yes or no) Me: Would you hold still long enough so I could?

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 13:36 by anonymous

    Hey baby, I'm a transfaggot and I chopped my dick off.

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 13:38 by anonymous

    Me: I have a gun bitch and I'll kill you
    Her: ok please don't kill me I'll do whatever you want!

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 13:39 by anonymous

    “Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”

    “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”

    Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”

    “Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”

    “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

    “Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”

    “Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”

    “Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”

    “It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”

    “I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.”

    “Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you!”

    “Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest!”

    “I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it.”

    “Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!”

    “I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”

    “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 13:40 by anonymous

    Hey baby, can I sniff your butt and lick your poop hole and suck the delicious poop out of your poop hole

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 13:40 by anonymous

    Depends on where you are and what you are expecting. just to get better acquainted is, "I am thinking about haveing dinner soon, would you care to join me"? If you are at a business meeting and want to take her to the room, say, "I have a great bottle of wine, would you like to share it with me?"

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 13:42 by anonymous

    ““Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”

    “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”

    Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”

    “Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”

    “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

    “Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”

    “Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”

    “Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”

    “It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”

    “I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.”

    “Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you!”

    “Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest!”

    “I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it.”

    “Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!”

    “I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”

    “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.””

    You must be immune to pepper spray by now

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 13:45 by anonymous

    I'm Dr. Fauci you will obey me or die!

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 13:47 by anonymous

    I just farted and shit my pants. Help me change my diaper.

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 13:50 by anonymous

    Hey bitch, you are so fucking fat and ugly no man would ever want you but I'll fuck you ass!

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 15:44 by anonymous

    How about that Trump, huh? Am I right?

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 15:55 by anonymous

    “How about that Trump, huh? Am I right?”

    Get a life

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 15:58 by anonymous

    “How about that Trump, huh? Am I right?”

    I'm a stupid fucking fag retard and I'm still talking about Trump and will be for the rest of my shitty life because my brain doesn't work properly.

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 16:00 by anonymous

    “I'm a stupid fucking fag retard and I'm still talking about Trump and will be for the rest of my shitty life because my brain doesn't work properly. ”

    That line won't work at all.
    Don't beat yourself up like that.

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 16:01 by anonymous

    “How about that Trump, huh? Am I right?”

    That IS funny. It's all in how you say it.

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 16:02 by anonymous

    “That line won't work at all.
    Don't beat yourself up like that.”

    It works like a charm at Bernie Sanders rallies

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 17:51 by anonymous

    I saw you from across the room and just wanted to say that you have a great big fat chance to get in on an investment opportunity. my business is called dunyadown and associates

  • Commented Sep 15, 2021 17:56 by anonymous

    Hey there good looking I'm HIV positive

  • Commented Sep 16, 2021 07:34 by anonymous

    “I'm a stupid fucking fag retard and I'm still talking about Trump and will be for the rest of my shitty life because my brain doesn't work properly. ”

    Just like all dumocrats.

  • Commented Sep 16, 2021 11:50 by anonymous

    What's your favourite way to wake up, a late sleep in and breakfast in bed or
    A breakfast on the deck over looking the lake?..
    Either answer...
    Kwel now we got the breakfast sorted, lets make the night before more rememberable.

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