Yes Mr Big Dick, Mr Road Bike, Mr Spandex - what was my inexcusable offense? When we were all waiting at the traffic light, me at the front, and then when the light turned green I had to go around someone who was practically standing still - and you had apparently decided you were the one going to overtake both of us with a stream of cyclists coming from the other side? Was that worth you yelling at the top of your lungs at me rather than braking a bit and hanging back for 3 seconds? I mean the way you responded you must have been absolutely sure that it was something I chose to do to PERSONALLY offend you, because it was worth shaking your head and glaring at me and then later when I overtook you yelling at me that I was a tw\*t? It couldn't possibly have been a slight oversight? Or even a -tiny- bit your fault because you could have looked more than 3 feet in front of your front wheel and have seen that person standing almost completely still right in front of me? It couldn't have been a tiny bit of an accident? Nah, just immediately start cussing and yelling names and make sure we both end up with a crap morning. You see, if you hadn't yelled at me I would've apologised to you and told you it wasn't my intention.

So, Mr Road Overlord, I hope you have a great day and get a better night's sleep tonight so you can approach these things tomorrow morning with a calm mind rather than this spluttering attempt at being tough - you look like an idiot.