Swear to god, real story
Maybe 10 months ago
Be cooked as fuck
Smoked 2 bowls
in Catholic Church to make my mum happy. Regular old Catholic Church.
Priest begins homily. “Jesus come into us!!!!” *nigerian accent*
Cracks the fuck up in a high pitch laugh for like 5 seconds
Realise I’m in church, walk out solemnly, just before I reach the door start laughing again.
Used to go to a youth group 5 years ago.
All the kids who recognised me as I walked in at the beginning, now look at me in disgust.
Lmao fuck Catholics
Posted Jun 23, 2019 10:54 by anonymous
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