My doctor gave me Zoloft and I took it a couple weeks. Let me tell you, this stuff WORKS. But not in the traditional way you would expect. You see, what happened, and what my doctor completely neglected to mention (we didn’t discuss the side effects at all) was that it would cause my dick to completely go on vacation. I hadn’t spent that long without jerking off since before puberty.

About two weeks in, I though, you know what? I’m cured. I would rather feel slightly depressed and be able to jerk off than take these pills that make me practically infertile. And I’ve been feeling a lot better lately and not taking jerking off for granted. My doctor was very upset with me for stopping taking the pills. Honestly seems shady to me.