Sometimes when I'm checking people's books out of the library (am a librarian) I'll say "Enjoy your books!" Instead of "Enjoy your day!" in the hopes that they'll respond with "Thanks, you too!"
Posted Jul 23, 2019 00:20 by anonymous
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Commented Oct 27, 2022 14:06 by anonymous
I LOVE it when the cashier at the ADULT STORE finishes checking me out with my purchase of gay porn, vibrating rubber cock, and a bottle of ASTROGLIDE, and tells me to “ENJOY YOUR NIGHT!” I instantly get visions in my head of how much more I could enjoy it if she was there with me, watching and helping. But, I just can’t sneak her past my wife and into my man cave as easily as a bag of sex toys!