Ill keep this short, i was the small skinny annoying hyperactive adhd kid in school, and as such i was less than popular. This had led to many a bully coming my way... many people who knew me back then thought i was bullied all the time, and ive even gotten sympathy from kids and teachers.

Things is thats only partially right. See only the very first time i was bullied did anything actually happen to me... a light punch to the ear, for which the kid was expelled for!

But since then others have tried and failed multiple times.

Once a asian "karate kid wannabe" tried to dropkick me in the back, though he ended up catching my backpack. So yes i gently fell to the ground but his leg got caught and he fell even harder.

Another time an inner city kid came to punch me and i saw it coming and flinched luckily causing him to miss with it comfortably grazing my ear.... but that didnt stop him from going "0o0o0o" and bragging to his friends. I was out of the class a week later so i walked away and let them think they got me lol.

Another time while playing soccer a player who didnt like me went to push me over midgame... which he accomplished... but as i was falling my leg came up to counterbalance and caught him in the nuts. After everyone started bashing me for fighting dirty i played it cool like "if your gonna try to hurt me ill fight back any way i can" but in truth it was a complete accident lol.

A girl tried to attack me at lunch and in the process poked herself with the pencil i was holding (didnt break skin)... again her fault, but obviously it hurt as she screamed out in pain and when people looked over she claimed i tried to stab her with it, and we both got in trouble.

I could go on, but the point is many have tried but only one bully ever actually hurt me, each time i either was unharmed and people thought i was... or the bullies hurt themselves on accident trying to attack me before they could.

Im not a even semi-capable fighter and its definitly not planned. Its almost like the universe was protecting me. But it cracks me up that 80% of the school thought that i was beaten up the reg. Even more so, It cracks me up that one or two might even think i frequently fought dirty when it happened, when in truth ive never thrown a punch or intentionally harmed any of them.

Sorry i know this isnt the greatest confession on here... but its something ive never really thought about or told anyone about before.