My husband found a condom in my pussy
Posted Feb 20, 2018 13:08 by anonymous
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Last night during heavy foreplay my husband pulled a condom from my vagina.He said what the fuck Clair?I played dumb but he hasn't spoken to me since.what am I going to tell him?we been trying for another baby so he doesn't ware condoms.
Commented Feb 20, 2018 13:16 by anonymous
Tell him your cervix hurts because he's so big it hits it sometimes and you thought a condom would be a good buffer. Its safe enough to use without causing you an infection that could prevent having a baby.
If it had cum in it say your cum probably gathered in it. Tell him the reason you acted dumb is u didnt want to admit he was so big it hurt and you were embarrassed. And say sorry you should have told him you needed a break but you wanted him so bad.
Commented Feb 20, 2018 13:25 by anonymous
What it means is that the guy you fucked blew his last into your uterus because the condom came off before he came.
Now you're going to be knocked up by your fuck buddy and will have one less husband to worry about.
Commented Feb 20, 2018 13:32 by anonymous
Just tell him the truth. That me and you have been gett5it on , because he isn't man enough for you.
Commented Feb 20, 2018 13:49 by anonymous
“Tell him your cervix hurts because he's so big it hits it sometimes and you thought a condom would be a good buffer. Its safe enough to use without causing you an infection that could prevent having a baby.
If it had cum in it say your cum probably gathered in it. Tell him the reason you acted dumb is u didnt want to admit he was so big it hurt and you were embarrassed. And say sorry you should have told him you needed a break but you wanted him so bad.”
But we are trying to have a baby.
Commented Feb 20, 2018 13:50 by anonymous
“What it means is that the guy you fucked blew his last into your uterus because the condom came off before he came.
Now you're going to be knocked up by your fuck buddy and will have one less husband to worry about.”
OMFG your right,!
Commented Feb 20, 2018 13:56 by anonymous
lie your ass off and stop being such a cheating whore.. and how stupid can you be to NOT know their is a condom inside you from one of your many fuck buddys. Seriously if your gonna be a cock hungry slut behind husbands back you gotta be smarter and track such things.. learn from this you filthy slut you may lose yor hubby but a slut like you will find another real quick. either get one that likes your filthy nasty lieing cheating cock sucking 3 holed whoreness or next time be smarter and NOT get caught
Commented Feb 20, 2018 14:11 by anonymous
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Afraid not looser.
Commented Feb 20, 2018 14:12 by anonymous
“lie your ass off and stop being such a cheating whore.. and how stupid can you be to NOT know their is a condom inside you from one of your many fuck buddys. Seriously if your gonna be a cock hungry slut behind husbands back you gotta be smarter and track such things.. learn from this you filthy slut you may lose yor hubby but a slut like you will find another real quick. either get one that likes your filthy nasty lieing cheating cock sucking 3 holed whoreness or next time be smarter and NOT get caught”
Wow,that's rough but I deserve it I guess.
Commented Feb 20, 2018 14:17 by anonymous
“What it means is that the guy you fucked blew his last into your uterus because the condom came off before he came.
Now you're going to be knocked up by your fuck buddy and will have one less husband to worry about.”
YUP,busted for sure...........and now your carrying a bastard kid in you,get ready for the divorce papers.
Commented Feb 20, 2018 14:21 by anonymous
“YUP,busted for sure...........and now your carrying a bastard kid in you,get ready for the divorce papers.”
That's what I'm afraid of.
Commented Feb 20, 2018 17:09 by anonymous
so you're fucking a guy with a small dick... hahahahaha
Commented Feb 20, 2018 21:40 by anonymous
Tell him you were using a cucumber, a sausage, or some kind of food, you realized it came off, couldn't find it, and were too embarrassed to say anything about.
You're welcome. I'll take some of that pussy as thanks.
Commented Feb 20, 2018 21:52 by anonymous
“Tell him you were using a cucumber, a sausage, or some kind of food, you realized it came off, couldn't find it, and were too embarrassed to say anything about.
You're welcome. I'll take some of that pussy as thanks.”
That might just work
Commented Feb 20, 2018 22:01 by anonymous
“Wow,that's rough but I deserve it I guess.”
you deserve that and a lot more if you were local I would strip you naked and give you the proper treatment for a cheating whore housewife.. and let me friends get some too
Commented Feb 20, 2018 22:06 by anonymous
“That might just work”
So do I get some of that pussy?
Commented Feb 20, 2018 22:21 by anonymous
Tell him you use condoms over your vibes and dildos to keep.them clean .
Commented Feb 20, 2018 23:00 by anonymous
Your so full of shit lady its not even funny!
Commented Feb 21, 2018 06:47 by anonymous
He would have to be an idiot to believe any of the above stories. You are busted, just accept it.
Commented Feb 21, 2018 08:14 by anonymous
Im sorry i should have pulled it out but thouhht it was a little funny when i left it.
Commented Feb 21, 2018 08:52 by anonymous
Main issue here is... your trying for a Baby so your obviously getting laid regularly by the Husband...
So why cheat if your already getting your meal at home.. if your sex life was dried up i can see the temptation.. but you don't have that excuse.
So on to what to do.. first get tested god knows what you might have done already.
Secondly explain to your husband that you are unfaithful and if he would rather not continue to be married to you you understand (cos let's face it you don't actually love him)
Commented Feb 21, 2018 08:55 by Woolie
Maybe you didn't notice your adulterer left it in you but shouldn't he have known? Did he leave it on purpose? Think about it before you spread your legs for this guy!
Commented Feb 21, 2018 09:03 by anonymous
“Main issue here is... your trying for a Baby so your obviously getting laid regularly by the Husband...
So why cheat if your already getting your meal at home.. if your sex life was dried up i can see the temptation.. but you don't have that excuse.
So on to what to do.. first get tested god knows what you might have done already.
Secondly explain to your husband that you are unfaithful and if he would rather not continue to be married to you you understand (cos let's face it you don't actually love him)”
I took a pregnancy test this morning it was positive.I was just board I sit at home all day ,shit happens.
Commented Feb 21, 2018 09:04 by anonymous
“He would have to be an idiot to believe any of the above stories. You are busted, just accept it. ”
He didn't buy anything I said.
Commented Feb 21, 2018 18:27 by anonymous
My husband found a Mexican, a nigger, and a Jew hanging out in my pussy.
Commented Feb 21, 2018 19:22 by anonymous
“My husband found a Mexican, a nigger, and a Jew hanging out in my pussy.”
I come home early and found my wife naked on the bed alone and ask her what she doing , she quickly said she was about to shave her pussy . I ask if it could shave it for her and she said sure . I started shaving it her pussy only had a couple of weeks of short growth of brunette hair over it that shaved off easy all but this one wild long black hair that just wouldn't cut . I got some tweezers and got hold to one black hair and pulled and it wouldn't give , i grabbed it one more time and pulled and said you better come out you black S.O.B and to my surprise a nigger ran out of the bedroom closet and out the door .
Commented Feb 22, 2018 03:04 by TheCajunPhoenix
Tell your husband he's a jackass for being so cold and his is not the only cock around here.
Commented Feb 22, 2018 07:59 by anonymous
“Tell your husband he's a jackass for being so cold and his is not the only cock around here.”
I don't think that will work
Commented Feb 22, 2018 08:11 by Woolie
Say you're trying to have HIS baby, not someone else's. You're just being careful.
Commented Feb 22, 2018 12:34 by anonymous
“Say you're trying to have HIS baby, not someone else's. You're just being careful. ”
That might work,so far he has refused to talk about it
Commented Feb 22, 2018 23:25 by anonymous
Tell him you put it over the dildo that you ram in your cunt to keep it clean.... That's what I told my wife when she found a condom in my ass the other day.
Commented Feb 23, 2018 14:35 by anonymous
“That might work,so far he has refused to talk about it”
That's telling him you fucked somebody else.
Commented Jul 18, 2018 07:54 by anonymous
“Say you're trying to have HIS baby, not someone else's. You're just being careful. ”
Riiiiiiiiight. "Honey, I love you. I only want YOUR baby. I'm just being careful when I fuck OTHER guyS."
"Ohhhhhh...in THAT case....carry on."
Lol. I'm just glad this thread is a total fabrication. The cheating whore admits it here, gets knocked up, answers comments with a "that might work." This was written by a 17 yr old loser. It is obvious.
Commented Jul 18, 2018 08:07 by anonymous
“That's what I'm afraid of.”
Don't be afraid, now you will have the freedom to go out and enjoy any cock you want
Commented Jul 18, 2018 08:17 by anonymous
“Just tell him the truth. That me and you have been gett5it on , because he isn't man enough for you.”
Poor guy thinks of him self as a stud but cant find a condom that will STAY on his TINY cock.
Commented Jul 18, 2018 08:25 by anonymous
“I come home early and found my wife naked on the bed alone and ask her what she doing , she quickly said she was about to shave her pussy . I ask if it could shave it for her and she said sure . I started shaving it her pussy only had a couple of weeks of short growth of brunette hair over it that shaved off easy all but this one wild long black hair that just wouldn't cut . I got some tweezers and got hold to one black hair and pulled and it wouldn't give , i grabbed it one more time and pulled and said you better come out you black S.O.B and to my surprise a nigger ran out of the bedroom closet and out the door .”
So you never found the Mexican or the Jew? How did you find out about them if only the nigger ran out?
Commented Jul 18, 2018 08:38 by anonymous
Went skinny dipping with my gf and this friend of hers n her bf or fuck buddy. I fucked my gal and they moved off and also fucked. When we dropped him off we went back to the house and her friend told her she needed help. Found out the dumb bitch fucked the guy with her tampon in her as she did not want him to know she was ragging at the time. She needed my gf to help her get it out. Now how the hell would you not know you were fucking a gal with that in her? Told my gf that if she wanted to feel like she had a bigger cock in her to bring her over and I would fuck the two of them. 2 weeks later she was over and I fucked her and my gf when my gf told her she was fine with sharing me with her.
Commented Dec 28, 2018 17:37 by anonymous
“Tell him your cervix hurts because he's so big it hits it sometimes and you thought a condom would be a good buffer. Its safe enough to use without causing you an infection that could prevent having a baby.
If it had cum in it say your cum probably gathered in it. Tell him the reason you acted dumb is u didnt want to admit he was so big it hurt and you were embarrassed. And say sorry you should have told him you needed a break but you wanted him so bad.”
In other words, just lie like a fucking whore.
Commented Dec 28, 2018 18:15 by anonymous
Many years ago, when i was still dating my wife, a girl about the same age used to ride with us home as she lived on our way. She started smelling bad and it got worse by the day. One day when she got into the back of the car she was smelling real bad. I told her right away that her pussy is stinking and that she needed to see a doctor. She did the next day and that afternoon she confessed to us that the doctor pulled out 7 used condoms from her pussy.