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My dick tastes like fungus

Posted Jun 30, 2020 16:02 by anonymous
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  • Commented Jun 30, 2020 16:52 by anonymous

    Have you tried warm motor oil?

    It helps get the funny smells out off the penis and also has other healing properties!

    I legit had to use it after having unprotected sex with my ex girlfriend who honestly had the actually most vile smelling pussy I have ever encountered

    It constantly smelled like something had died inside her
    — and the smell would get on your dick and linger for days or weeks - soap couldn’t get it off!!

    Weirdly it was a 14 year old girl while doing an after school tutoring session alone in a small private room at the library - who told me about the motor oil trick ! I was about 24 and was a young teacher at the time And she’d always flirt with me so I listened - then she smelled the awful stench from my cock coming through my pants - she asked what it was and I pretended not to know

    Then she asked me if my girlfriend had a bad infection inside her snatch - I pretended not to hear and she asked again

    I said I really can’t have this conversation with her -

    She asked to see it - and since no other students were around and she caressed it and it swelled And got hard - and she diagnosed it as a fungal infection

    I had no idea she was so knowledgeable

    She said to get 10W-40 motor oil and heat it up - then to cover my dick in it and let it sit over night

    It worked!

    You should try it!

  • Commented Jun 30, 2020 16:55 by anonymous

    It tastes like fungus because it looks like a mushroom.

  • Commented Jun 30, 2020 17:04 by anonymous

    Stop fucking sheep for starters

  • Commented Jul 1, 2020 03:08 by anonymous

    Maybe you should try washing it with soapy water a couple times a day, instead of only when you can’t stand the taste and the smell!

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