I took a date and she vomited on the dining room floor after eating. I took her home, then came back. Typical Elks dance with lots of members and their wives, many of the men will not dance, so the other men who will dance can dance with anyone. Drinking and dancing means bathroom time. Old Elks building has six single bathrooms with a Urinal and toilet in each.
I walked in one of those bathrooms around ten, I saw someone bent over the toilet throwing up. Other bathrooms were occupied, so I locked the door and used the urinal while she threw up.
When I finished I checked on the girl. She could not stand up and she said she had to pee. Gave her wet paper towels to wipe her face, I handed her my beer to wash down the vomit taste. I helped her stand up, then pulled her pants down.
She sat down to piss. Sounded like a water falls. She kept looking up at me, I ask if she was ok. I could not understand what she said. I pulled my cock out and stuck it in her mouth. The head shacking back and forward while she sucked made her sick again. I helped her back to her knees and she threw up again. She's on the floor with her pants down. I ask if i could stick my dick in her, Once again I did not understand a word she said, but it was not NO.
Spread her legs a big and stuck my finger in her. She was not soaked but she was wet enough to be fucked.
Got behind her and got the head of my cock in her (No condom) and then reached up and got her shoulders. I rammed it in her to the hilt. She screamed out that it hurt (I understood that). I stopped fucking her so hard but I fucked her slow and long. Reached under and got me some tit to play with.
After a bit I could ram her harder and at the end I was body slamming the dick in her. She laid her head on the toilet seat and moaned. I shot my load and I finished.
She thanked me, she said that's what she wanted tonight. I ask if she needed help to get her clothes on, She wanted to stay right there, the cool toilet tank on her face. I said I would check on her later and left.

I dances with a few women and had two Miller High life's when I needed to piss. I checked the bathroom from before, She was still in there, now she was sleeping with her ass on the floor and toilet was her pillow. I used the urinal again, then I got her awake. Door locked and then ask her to suck my cock. She tried, but it's not working for her. I gave her the last of my beer. While she drank I opened her shirt and took her bra open. Pretty tits with red nipples and freckles. I jerked my cock while I played with her tits, I ask if anyone else had fucked her, She said just me the last time.
I got her to stand and sit on the toilet, jacked her legs up and pressed her to the tank. Slid me cock in her and stroked her. She had much better pussy than the date I had brought. I got pussy and tits this time.
She stopped me to tell me that it feels good, She wanted to fuck thats why she came here. I trid to make her cum but she was so drunk it would have never happened.. I shot my load and backed out, I shot some on her clit and then fingered her. Finger banged until my arm was about to explode, she finally came.
I left her there again, danced for almost an hour and came back. This time with a soda for her and beer for me. She was sitting on the toilet completely naked. I checked her pocket book for address, I got her wake enough to tell me that she was not married, she drove her self there. She did not know anyone there. So I helped her get dressed and I washed her face. I walked her to the car, I blew the AC in her face and got her cooled off.
I got her home and she perked up. Walked her in the house and she ask me to stay the night. Beautiful home with high end things everywhere.
I stayed the night and after she brushed her teeth and sucked down tow energy shots, she was awake. She showered off and I joined her. We had sex in her bed. When I got between her legs I could really drive it in her. She urinated a bit, said she was sorry, but said my cock was making her pee. She told me to keep fucking if that pee did not bother me..
Kept fucking and she came after I nearly died, but she did cum and I came my last time. She finished peeing the bed, then we moved to her guest room.
She woke Saturday morning and fixed me breakfast. Waffles pan cakes Sausage ham and Bacon. Home fries and home baked biscuits.
Yes, all that. She bedded me to forgive her and not judge her by last night. They gave her double shots of fireball. They gave her six in a row, and she had never had that before. Thats why she blacked out. We spend the day at her house, I went home Sunday evening, She had me back for dinner Monday Tuesday and Wednesday. She came to my house after work today. She cleaned and fixed me dinner. She's ask me if I would move in with her for a while.
She's cooks like Martha Stewart, her house looks like a design studio and she's like a wild cat porn star in the bedroom. She's not in debt she's got money and she's willing to travel.
I think I have found a treasure. She acts like I am the love of her life, and she's so sweet.