I did a stupid thing last year. I got drunk and had sex with my wife’s 18 year old sister. She eventually told my wife. Well my wife didn’t say a word about it. One night my wife and I drank heavily and I passed out. I woke up in bed with excruciating pain. There was a rope tied on the bottom of my dick but the tip of my dick, the glans was gone, just blood. I struggled to the kitchen to find my wife holding my glans over the food processor. She turned it on and said “Say good bye Jack, this is for my sister “ and she tossed it in.

She refused to take me to the ER until she had fried up my ground glans. She took a big seasoned bite and told me how good it tasted. So I ate it. She told the doctors I cut myself working in the garage and we weren’t able to salvage the tip. The doctors sewed me up but I’m 2 inches shorter now and my wife now wears the pants in the family. She told me she’d cut the rest off if I ever crossed her. So now I do exactly what I’m told.