He wasn’t doing anything wrong, he was just trying to escape a hostile environment. It’s not his fault society outcast him. He had no where else to turn. If I ran him off, he’d likely just come right back. So when he was first discovered, I said that I “got rid of him” but really I took mercy on him and now he is hiding out in the house. There have been some close calls where he poked his head out and the wife’s almost spotted him. But luckily he’s just a small stink bug and is easy to overlooked. Don’t worry buddy, just keep your head down and you can ride out the polar vortex with us.