It’s 1am and I came back from the bathroom and it’s pitch black. I went to put one foot in my bed but I missed the bed and fell on the floor. I tried to grab the bed to pull myself up but I missed again and now I’m afraid I’ve woken everyone up.
Posted Jul 30, 2019 20:06 by anonymous
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7 comments
It’s not much of a confession but I needed to tell someone.
Commented Oct 20, 2019 01:35 by anonymous
Fuck 'em. Get in bed and rub one out. Solved, with bonus points.
Commented Jul 9, 2020 09:40 by anonymous
I sleep walk my family knew that when we spend nights at family member house I sleep walk in there daughter bedroom and crawl in bed one night. She was so sound asleep I cuddle up to her, she woke up and pushed me away.
Commented Jul 9, 2020 09:42 by anonymous
Drunkard
Commented Apr 25, 2021 02:47 by anonymous
Thanks for the laugh!
Commented Jun 11, 2021 07:31 by anonymous
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Commented Aug 25, 2021 16:46 by anonymous
Good to hear some people actually care about others. Many do this daily, and are completely indifferent.
Don't feel bad if that happens rarely.
It's good there are people out there who aren't selfish.
Commented Aug 25, 2021 18:37 by anonymous
go downstairs and cook up a curry real quick. that'll wake the whole city.