So I'd been screwing thing guy for a few weeks and our dumb drunk asses decided that we didn't want to use protection cuz he could pull out. He didn't, which was algd cuz I could just get a plan b and a test but I kept forgetting to take the test and one night I remembered it and thought "shit, I'll take it in the morning when my PH levels will be higher"...

Woke up in a massive pool of thin blood cramping like craaaazy, went straight to the doctor to find out all within the span of one day that I had been carrying the child of my best friend and that i had killed it with my shitty defective uterus.

Guess I don't need to take the test now...