On a bus from New Jersey to Cleveland a homeless guy told me to always greet people you know from behind by grabbing their shoulders. I took this advice and thought I saw my friend Lauren one day at the grocery store. She turned around and I was shocked that it wasn’t Lauren but she told me she liked a man with strong hands. We went back to her place and started kissing. Few seconds later I see a bulge in her pants and asked what it was. She whispered “why don’t you turn around and I’ll show you” I did and then I felt a warm slimy rod push straight into my anus. It was the greatest day ever!