I know where my family hides the second tube of Pringles from me so I wait for them to open them and then consume most of the tube and put it back so they think one of them ate the tube. It’s tearing my family apart.
Posted Aug 12, 2019 18:53 by anonymous
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I adore Pringles, they’re my favourite snack by a long way. My parents specifically buy 2 tubes of Pringles, put one in the pantry and hide the other in a cereal box, thinking I don’t know if it’s existence. But I do. I consume the non-hidden tube and then wait for someone to open the second and once it is open, I eat almost all of those and leave a few in the bottom so someone else finishes them and discards the empty tube.
Some of the family are annoyed at the others Pringle consumption and it’s creating a very tense snack-atmosphere in the house. Each person believes another is the culprit except me as I supposedly don’t know of the others tubes existence. Every day the tension builds and the guilt is tearing me up but I dare not say anything as I will lose my precious Pringles.
Commented Apr 1, 2021 19:13 by anonymous
Are you *sure* it's actually tearing your family apart? Like, is one of your parents throwing things at the other(s)? Because that thing you're doing causing your family to break up...that idea seems too far-fetched.
Commented Apr 17, 2021 11:42 by anonymous
You eat most of the tube? I think I would find cardboard unappetizing.
Commented Oct 29, 2021 01:33 by anonymous
You’re a legend