Commented Jun 20, 2019 13:21 by anonymous

i met a girl one night in a club and wound up going home with her and her friends. i slept with the one that night and during the middle of the night, she got up, walked around to my side of the bed, bent down and peed right on the floor. i just layed there and watched as she did this, i think she was still fast asleep. i'm just glad that she didnt pee in my shoes that were on my side of the bed, or my clothes for that fact, but in the morning she got up like nothing had happened and went on that way. i stayed the whole weekend and slept with her both nights but that was the only time she did it. she and her friends took me back home on Sunday and i never saw her again. she was a good fuck but damn!!

Commented Jun 24, 2019 21:40 by anonymous

“i met a girl one night in a club and wound up going home with her and her friends. i slept with the one that night and during the middle of the night, she got up, walked around to my side of the bed, bent down and peed right on the floor. i just layed there and watched as she did this, i think she was still fast asleep. i'm just glad that she didnt pee in my shoes that were on my side of the bed, or my clothes for that fact, but in the morning she got up like nothing had happened and went on that way. i stayed the whole weekend and slept with her both nights but that was the only time she did it. she and her friends took me back home on Sunday and i never saw her again. she was a good fuck but damn!!”

You're so lucky. I would have laid in her puddle

Commented Jun 29, 2019 23:30 by anonymous

It's very common among us older men with growing prostates. I've had a bed jug for about 5 years now. I go abouit 4 or 5 times a night. I carry one in the car too. It really comes in handy...especially when you're stuck in traffic and cant exit anywhere. Welcome to the club.

Commented Jul 21, 2019 05:26 by anonymous

You still care too much what people think. That usually decreases with age. You want honesty and brutal truth, talk to most seniors 70+ years old, the older the better.

Commented Jul 30, 2019 20:13 by anonymous

Make sure ou don’t spill your pee jar. I did made a ducking complete stinky mess.

Commented Aug 25, 2019 13:18 by anonymous

lol my Dad had one but he was 81 and had dementia...I hope you're not 30.

Commented Aug 25, 2019 13:25 by anonymous

“i met a girl one night in a club and wound up going home with her and her friends. i slept with the one that night and during the middle of the night, she got up, walked around to my side of the bed, bent down and peed right on the floor. i just layed there and watched as she did this, i think she was still fast asleep. i'm just glad that she didnt pee in my shoes that were on my side of the bed, or my clothes for that fact, but in the morning she got up like nothing had happened and went on that way. i stayed the whole weekend and slept with her both nights but that was the only time she did it. she and her friends took me back home on Sunday and i never saw her again. she was a good fuck but damn!!”

this has nothing to do with the post ya bozo

Commented Sep 18, 2019 20:21 by anonymous

What do you do if you have to shit in the middle of the night? Do you have a shit bag?

Commented Mar 21, 2020 03:05 by anonymous

“i met a girl one night in a club and wound up going home with her and her friends. i slept with the one that night and during the middle of the night, she got up, walked around to my side of the bed, bent down and peed right on the floor. i just layed there and watched as she did this, i think she was still fast asleep. i'm just glad that she didnt pee in my shoes that were on my side of the bed, or my clothes for that fact, but in the morning she got up like nothing had happened and went on that way. i stayed the whole weekend and slept with her both nights but that was the only time she did it. she and her friends took me back home on Sunday and i never saw her again. she was a good fuck but damn!!”

should have offered your mouth, so she didn't have to get out of bed

I did, she was 19 and cute, tasted yummy licked her for hours

Commented Mar 30, 2020 21:40 by anonymous

“i met a girl one night in a club and wound up going home with her and her friends. i slept with the one that night and during the middle of the night, she got up, walked around to my side of the bed, bent down and peed right on the floor. i just layed there and watched as she did this, i think she was still fast asleep. i'm just glad that she didnt pee in my shoes that were on my side of the bed, or my clothes for that fact, but in the morning she got up like nothing had happened and went on that way. i stayed the whole weekend and slept with her both nights but that was the only time she did it. she and her friends took me back home on Sunday and i never saw her again. she was a good fuck but damn!!”

Sexy girl

Commented Jan 12, 2023 10:32 by anonymous

This seemed weird at first but then I remembered people did this for centuries with chamber pots. Whatever works, I guess?