I got drunk and stole $4,000 dollars worth of electronics from my university
This is my first post so sorry if I formatted it wrong or something like that.
So quick preface, before I started drinking that night I did some laundry and found a cool NASA sock that was from someone else's load.
Okay so the night of my transgression I had drunk a couple of shots and a four loko with some good friends and I was the last to leave that night (I had nobody to supervise me). When I got back to my suite i saw the NASA sock that I mentioned before and felt a sudden urge to return it to the laundry room. Now to give you an idea of the lay out of the laundry building it had two parts one for studying/meetings and another for the laundry. So when I went to return the sock I decided to explore the building in detail for whatever reason and that's when I came across a cool ass tie dye shirt and I decided to jack it but since I am not an animal I went ahead and threw it in the washer (with no soap). I continued to explore while I waited for my new shirt to wash and that's when I came across a very nice Sony projector. I stood up on the table (after a couple of failed attempts) and tried to remove it. It wasnt budging and I remember being ticked off about it. So I went back to the laundry section and threw my shirt in the dryer, then I saw a very nice samsung TV and decided to try my luck. It came right off the wall unlike the projector, and I was shocked but I had already dedicated so I put this big ass TV in a laundry bag and walked it to my dorm/suite. Keep in mind that the TV was incredibly visible idk why I even tried. After I got back I realized I forgot my shirt so I went back and grabbed the shirt but not without giving the projector another shot. Well turns out there was one very small bolt that kept it all together so I took it off and threw the projector in the laundry bag and stumbled my way home.
The next morning I woke up terrified but I realized that I move out in three days and since there are absolutely no cameras on campus the chances of being caught were very low. So I put my TV and projector in my car along with my other shit as if I was moving out (which I needed to anyways) and my car looked like some dude getting ready for move out. I took my trash home and I still occasionally check the campus police site to see if any stolen equipment has been reported from that building and nothing has been reported yet. However I feel terrible about it and I don't think I'm ever drinking again lol. I also have no idea what to do with the stupid TV because I cant figure out how to use it w/o the remote and I would feel even worse if I sold it. The projector is super cool if I am being honest but Idk how I feel about all of it.
Posted Aug 12, 2019 15:39 by anonymous
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