So my parents are the ‘no sex/sexual activities before marriage’ kind and I am obviously not. They were visiting me for a few days (I’m in another country), and I had passed on my dildo to one of my friends to keep it until my parents leave my place.
So the thing is, that dildo has been into 3 holes.

1. My vagina
2. My mouth
3. My boyfriend’s arsehole

No he’s not gay but we still did it and the dildo had last penetrated my boyfriend’s bum before I gave it to her. I always washed the dildo after every use but the last time I used it on him, I let it lay around for a couple of days. On the day that I gave it to my friend, I didn’t tell her I didn’t wash it because I never expected her to use it.

Ran into her a week later and she told me this:

‘That was one nasty black cock’ *wink*

I kinda felt disgusted for a second and then felt bad for her before laughing out loud. She then asked me if I had washed it before giving it to her and I said I did because 1. I was too mortified to tell her that she probably has anal bacteria living in her and 2. I knew she already had a massive crush on my bf and wanted to sleep with him really badly and might actually think this incident was hot as fuck, which will annoy the fuck out of me.
She also asked me if I was the only one using it and I said yes.
Also told her to keep it since I wanted a solid nice 12 inch anyways.
Guess this one is never going to reach her ears.