I fart on baby boomers...often.
Posted Jun 17, 2019 07:58 by anonymous
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It started off as an accident at a grocery store. I reached to grab a product from a shelf and inadvertently released a toxic cloud on a 70-something boomer who had impatiently crowded behind me. Her face melted like a Nazi in Raiders of the Lost Arc and I felt HORRIBLE.
Not 10 minutes later I watched her push in front of people waiting on line and be completely rude to the woman checking her out because she didn't like the way her groceries were bagged. Not only did I cease to feel bad, I delighted in knowing that molecules that were previously in my rectum were now settled in her nasal passages.
Since then, whenever I see a boomer acting like entitled trash, I actively seek opportunities to fart on them. I feel like a psychopath as I stalk a target boomer around a store or on the metro and try to muster a fart for them to "experience."
I will confess that I like the louder ones more than the SBDs because of the instant gratification of watching them get knocked down a peg knowing that they were bathed in my ass gas. They never say a thing.
Commented Jun 17, 2019 08:04 by anonymous
Fucking brilliant!
Now just take all their job prospects, and saddle them with crippling debt and decades of economic stagnation - then blame them for being lazy !!!
Commented Nov 14, 2019 16:56 by anonymous
You’re not that young fellow that did that to my wife and laughed until I grabbed a handful of your nut sack and held you there and poured my Pepsi over you head are you? If that was you, I want to apologize for being too rough. Didn’t think it would make you cry.
Commented Nov 14, 2019 17:13 by anonymous
IF you did that to me my 28 year old son who is 6'5" and 250 pounds would make you his personal hand puppet you little freak . And anyway you could be arrested because crimes against anyone over 60 is now a felony subject to find or jail time
Commented Nov 14, 2019 17:35 by anonymous
You do know there is a big difference between farting and shitting your pants. Please learn the difference so your mom doesn't have to wash poopy underpants.
Commented Nov 14, 2019 22:19 by anonymous
Poor little snowflake. Picking on old women. What a pussy.