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does anybody know how to make keto doughnuts without a deep fryer?

Posted Nov 25, 2021 16:34 by imaginaryreindeerhunter
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  • Commented Nov 25, 2021 16:38 by Really Now!

    Based on years of experience at Dunkin' Mister and all the others...It can't be done.

    You can try a deep frying pan with a lot of grease but they will come out sucky.

  • Commented Nov 25, 2021 16:47 by imaginaryreindeerhunter

    “Based on years of experience at Dunkin' Mister and all the others...It can't be done.

    You can try a deep frying pan with a lot of grease but they will come out sucky.”

    well ty to me sucky is better than no doughnut at all. do you have any other advice or tips? possibly about ingredients that would be good flour replacement?

  • Commented Nov 25, 2021 17:13 by anonymous

    Donuts are fried sugary bread and unhealthy by nature.

  • Commented Nov 25, 2021 19:00 by anonymous

    .


  • Commented Nov 25, 2021 19:11 by Really Now!

    “Donuts are fried sugary bread and unhealthy by nature. ”

    When I worked for Dunkin we called them, "Dog Nuts".

  • Commented Nov 25, 2021 19:15 by Really Now!

    “well ty to me sucky is better than no doughnut at all. do you have any other advice or tips? possibly about ingredients that would be good flour replacement?”

    Sorry, It can't be done. They wouldn't be doughnuts.

  • Commented Nov 25, 2021 19:43 by Really Now!

    There used to be a company in Massachusetts that was called Industrial Caterers. They had a whole fleet of Dark Blue Chevvy "roach coaches" that used to serve all the factories in the area. The man that owned it found that an extremely high percentage of his business was Coffee And Donuts. So he closed up the Sandwich and lunch business and opened the First Dunkin' Donuts in Quincy Ma. Now there are how many of them ? 22 and a half million Dunkins?

    I think it is safe to tell this because everyone involved is probably Dead now. and there is almost certainly some sort of statute of limitations.....Some friends and myself used to go and play in the trucks on Sunday after church. W e couldn't start the trucks because there were no keys in them, but we found that we could "Drive" them around the lot on the starter. These were '47 and "48 Chevvys with standard shifts and a pedal on the floor for the starter.

    I often wondered what they thought when the came in Monday morning and found their truck spread all over the lot with dead batteries.

  • Commented Nov 25, 2021 19:49 by Really Now!

    “Sorry, It can't be done. They wouldn't be doughnuts.”

    Did I mention that before you fry the Donuts they weigh 1 1/2 ounces and after you fry them they weigh 2 1/2 ounces. That extra ounce is nothing but pure GREASE !

  • Commented Nov 25, 2021 21:49 by imaginaryreindeerhunter

    “Did I mention that before you fry the Donuts they weigh 1 1/2 ounces and after you fry them they weigh 2 1/2 ounces. That extra ounce is nothing but pure GREASE !”

    you're spamming me now so I’m not gonna talk to you anymore. plus you didn't even answer my question. go away.

  • Commented Nov 25, 2021 21:57 by anonymous

    “you're spamming me now so I’m not gonna talk to you anymore. plus you didn't even answer my question. go away. ”

    YOU go away!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(

  • Commented Nov 26, 2021 00:22 by anonymous

    You don’t use an Easy Bake oven, you use a Little Tikes play kitchen!!!!!!!!


  • Commented Nov 26, 2021 00:24 by anonymous

    “Did I mention that before you fry the Donuts they weigh 1 1/2 ounces and after you fry them they weigh 2 1/2 ounces. That extra ounce is nothing but pure GREASE !”

    The positive thing about that is that she gets extra chances of dying early from a heart attack >:) >:) >:)


  • Commented Nov 26, 2021 01:14 by Really Now!

    “you're spamming me now so I’m not gonna talk to you anymore. plus you didn't even answer my question. go away. ”

    No I'm not spamming you. One or two donuts occasionally are ok but more are not.
    They do taste good and I always used to eat few hot out of the fryer .
    But truthfully...when you eat a donut you are eating a full ounce of pure LARD.

  • Commented Nov 26, 2021 01:17 by anonymous

    “No I'm not spamming you. One or two donuts occasionally are ok but more are not.
    They do taste good and I always used to eat few hot out of the fryer .
    But truthfully...when you eat a donut you are eating a full ounce of pure LARD.

    This is how Twister eats donuts:


  • Commented Nov 26, 2021 03:12 by Really Now!

    “This is how Twister eats donuts:”

    Burp!

  • Commented Nov 26, 2021 03:23 by anonymous

    Whilst it's important to consider what you're heating for health reasons, you should also consider how much your eating. You could have smaller portions of what you enjoy. But I guess you don't have the self discipline for that being the gross pig that you are.

  • Commented Nov 26, 2021 10:39 by anonymous

    There are a lot of substitutions out there for flour, but almond flour is the best in my opinion. Try out this one w.wholesomeyum.com/recipes/low-carb-donuts-recipe-almond-flour-keto-donuts/

  • Commented Nov 26, 2021 10:57 by imaginaryreindeerhunter

    “There are a lot of substitutions out there for flour, but almond flour is the best in my opinion. Try out this one w.wholesomeyum.com/recipes/low-carb-donuts-recipe-almond-flour-keto-donuts/”

    thank you yeah that was really helpful I just saved it.

  • Commented Nov 26, 2021 11:21 by anonymous

    “thank you yeah that was really helpful I just saved it.”

    You are very welcome my little friend ;) Happy cooking!

  • Commented Nov 26, 2021 12:45 by anonymous

    “Burp!”

    This is how Twister burps:


  • Commented Nov 26, 2021 12:46 by anonymous

    “Whilst it's important to consider what you're heating for health reasons, you should also consider how much your eating. You could have smaller portions of what you enjoy. But I guess you don't have the self discipline for that being the gross pig that you are.”

    She has NO discipline when it comes to food. She ate 5 Burger King whoppers once. FIVE!!!!!

  • Commented Nov 26, 2021 12:53 by anonymous

    “There are a lot of substitutions out there for flour, but almond flour is the best in my opinion. Try out this one w.wholesomeyum.com/recipes/low-carb-donuts-recipe-almond-flour-keto-donuts/”

    This is dumb. It's like having a fat free desert and pouring hot fudge sauce on it. If your gonna deep fry it then that will undo the health benefits of the ingredients. How about having something that isn't deep fried ?

  • Commented Nov 26, 2021 12:56 by anonymous

    “This is dumb. It's like having a fat free desert and pouring hot fudge sauce on it. If your gonna deep fry it then that will undo the health benefits of the ingredients. How about having something that isn't deep fried ?”

    Or not having dessert at all.

  • Commented Nov 26, 2021 16:23 by anonymous

    “well ty to me sucky is better than no doughnut at all. do you have any other advice or tips? possibly about ingredients that would be good flour replacement?”

    You won't die without a donut. You can die from diabetes from eating a donut.

  • Commented Nov 26, 2021 16:25 by anonymous

    “well ty to me sucky is better than no doughnut at all. do you have any other advice or tips? possibly about ingredients that would be good flour replacement?”

    "to me sucky is better than no doughnut at all"

    autieTROLL runs on Dunkin


  • Commented Nov 26, 2021 16:27 by anonymous

    “Sorry, It can't be done. They wouldn't be doughnuts.”

    They would then be just called "nuts", just like Twister


  • Commented Nov 26, 2021 16:27 by anonymous

    Sounds like another morbidly obese diabetic.

  • Commented Nov 26, 2021 16:31 by anonymous

    Twister goes to Dunkin/Krispy Kreme/some donut shop and orders 100 dozen donuts. She is told no. This is her reaction:


  • Commented Nov 26, 2021 16:33 by anonymous

    “Sounds like another morbidly obese diabetic.

    Twiste IS a morbidly obese diabetic!!!!!!!!!

    This is what she looks like:


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