AITA if I have an ass with a hole in it and if you had a hole would you put your ass in through it? And if you had to go would you run into the bathroom with it?
Posted May 25, 2019 12:14 by anonymous
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If you thinking it's silly to dolly this Dilly my willy will probably put a twist in your tummy and leave you grasping and wheezing for breathing I'm bobbing and weaving and watching you bleeding as I'm leaving you murdered by these words that I'm scribbling like I just woke with no membrane where my skull goes and this is how my thoughts flows and I didn't have the time to grab a pen tho I think I hurt my neck when I reached for said pen tho and I slept off the pain and I'm awake and back at it again but I'm just time wasting, I'm racing. I stand and I sit and I should probably go to the bathroom cause I really need to let out a shit but I'm too afraid cause my cat will probably be standing by it.
You know I'm just messing with you.
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Commented Jun 18, 2021 11:15 by anonymous
TROLLS are joyless cunts who can't enjoy themselves, they convince themselves everyone else is dumb but everyone else is actually enjoying a flight of fantasy we ain't dumb you troll faggots we just know how to enjoy fights of fancy.
Trolls are autistic cunts who can't relate to happy people who use harmless lies to make life more fun.
Commented Jul 14, 2021 12:38 by Jonson32
Are you trying to emulate Dr. Seuss's Fox in Socks or something?
Commented Mar 6, 2022 12:24 by anonymous
Please tell us what you've been smoking so we can avoid it.
Commented Nov 12, 2022 02:14 by anonymous
You should become a speech writer for Biden!