I wasted another nice sunny summer day jerking off my horny cock to porn. I play with my ass a lot, now, fingering my asshole while I wack my wang feels so good! Sometimes I just play with my balls and finger my ass. I could get get 5 fingers pumping in my ass if I work it awhile. I stole my sister's douchebulb. It was in a package in her closet and never was used. It was a big squeeze tube with a long fat nozzle on the end. I filled it with water and stuck the nozzle up my ass. I squirted in all the water and it felt so good I did it a few more times. I'm kinda getting into my ass and giving myself enemas. I stuck the big nozzle deep up my ass and beat my beef to some hot tranny porn. It made me cum hard and I sailed my big load way across the room. I oiled up my asshole and worked a 20oz plastic Pepsi bottle almost halfway up my ass. It hurt so good! And I shot another huge load way across my room. I found Amanda's big pink vibrator. I guess she didn't take it to Aunt Martha's lol. I used it on my balls then I set it on high and slid it deep in my ass. God it felt good! It got me me hard again and I blew off another big load. I kinda wish I had gone to Aunt Martha's with Amanda. She's so hot and looks like 70's actress Sherree North. She's still in her 40's.and has big boobs and really keeps fit playing lots of tennis and golf. She's sexy and pretty strong. I daydream about her catching me jerking off with her panties. She turns me over her knees naked and spanks my fat, round bubblebutt with my hard cock getting pressed between her soft white thighs till she makes me cum. My hot jizz squirts all over her pretty feet and legs and she makes me lick it all up like a dog. Yeah, I guess I'm a hopeless jerk monkey cause I wack off way too much and do other stuff with my ass.I should start going outside and getting some sunshine. Go watch all the hotties in their little barebutt thongs at the pool then rush home and jerk off! Lol